GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
—I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. LOOK WHO REPLIED TO ME OMFGL OMFG. OMFG OMFG
what are some good tv shows to watch?
My list so far is Hannibal, Parks and Rec, and Game of Thrones.
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO
are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.
i wish i could actually bring myself to delete this blog but i cant for some reason. ugh.
what do i do now
Ellen, tackling the real issues.
NIALL ATE SHEEP BRAINS
and regret it